Mr. Snowy

Mr. Snowy was a snowman I made in my backyard. He had grapes for eyes, a carrot for a nose, an orange slice for a mouth and a bucket for a hat. He had no hands or arms. He had a poopsicle* where his heart should be.

He got in an accident with the rain. I thought he killed himself with a bazooka, a pistol, a machine gun, or a cannon.

-Bayley Burke

*poopsicle is a frozen piece of poop

OK...this was Bayley's writing homework...he gets to write whatever he wants, as long as he writes. It's funny to see what comes up...he obviously paid close attention to the show on the history of ammunition he watched that morning (Bayley got to choose a show...and that's what interested him...)